–This was written a LOOOONNNNGGG time ago. By a group of us crazy people. I don’t remember the purpose.–
lolgg.
anyway. Group fanfiction is teh win!
Oh my gawd.
CHAOTIC I TELL YOU
AHA!
wait now it’s unreadable
lilac!
i’m going to kill your eyes with this. 8D
Wait, so group fanfiction? WHUT?!
QQDESU! (to quote Richard.) OMG we could get like 10 nano-ers and write a group nano in 1 day lulz. no. that would totally not flow.
that would be veeery interesting.
…Poop.
This isn’t a group fanfic anymore, it’s just……………………………………………………delicious
Goodbye.
Oh, my god. You killed it.
It will be soon. Oh yeah.
I’m sadistic like that. YOU KILLED IT.Besides, it shouldn’t be about me.
It should be about a butterfly. Called Juicy.
JENNY!! You can make it NC17 then. We can throw in EvanxByakyuran while we’re at it.
Dude no. Also, how would you work butterflies in there?
EvanxByakuran is eyeblinding.
Dude.
I’m thinking.
Maybe they provide enlightenment. WHAT SLY FOXES.<– THIS.
Anyways
Are we writing serious fanfics
No, we aren’t. I’ll answer my own question.Come on, what were you expecting?
Once upon a time, there was a penguin. The penguin owned a weapon of mass destruction known as BunnyDeath. What it did was, it caused global warming. That melted icebergs, sending the penguins into extinction. Which eventually led to cannibalism, and the end of civilization as we know it. Especially the pirate civilization.
It was in this world of cannibalism and increased frequency of EL Ninos (It’s La Nina this year) that Jenny the…um….lvl 9000 sailor girl wizard found herself. It was eat, or be eaten. She liked to eat. Yes yes, very much.
Mr. Fendell came stumbling along the jungle path. Jenny saw it as a chance for a quick delicious meal. Being a sly sphinx, she decided to give him a chance: if only he could buzz a pop culture tossup in a Justin Bieber Quiz Bowl Questionnaire!! The reward to a correct answer was the Queen of the city-state’s hand in marriage…JOCAST–Raven d’Celeste la Maria of Venicia. She hid behind a bunny carcass. Poor bunny. PITY IS NOT ALLOWED, said a Fendellian survivor filled with Fendellian principles, for Fendellian principles are focused on pain being good for the soul. )THERE IS NO UNLESS(to penguins) you are Jenny. And, of course, bunnies are always at the bottom of the food chain EVEN LOWER THAN…(there is such thing as microzooplankton…in Richard’s brain) MICROZOOPLANKTON…waitwhat.
And finally, a nuke came from orbit with the words “can’t stop the rock” engraved on the side. And children, another moral for you: don’t question nukes falling out of orbit despite the fact that nuclear bombs being sent into outer space is unheard of unless you are Richard’s brain >:).)
But anyhow. Jenny discovered a LAZOR and shot the nuke out of the sky, somehow without blowing it up and killing anything and releasing radioactive material in the process. Thus the moral of the story is supported with more evidence: Never. Mess. With. Jenny. The moral used to be never mess with penguins D:
^^Dear Kathleen,
Too bad Nu. It’s not obsolete.
Love, Lord of the Penguins .
^^Dear Lord of the Penguins,
I am the Lord of the Flies(o.O). Therefore I am more hax than you are.
When penguins rot, I get to eat their little corpses.no, you get to freeze to death in the antarctic<- in alaska, mosquitoes and flies have antifreeze (glycerol) for blood kekeke WHERE IS YOUR GOD NOW?!?!? HE IS DEAD, PENGUIN LORD! Jk.uh. why is this addressed to me? XD Read up to the beginning. Where this all. Started. oh -.- Smart one.=fumes= <3
Thanks, Lucy.
Love, the Lord of the Flies.
Lord indicates male. That’s sexist. Considering how the LORD MAYOR WAS A %@^ING WOMAN damn straight. The lord mayor was a cute old lady. With a large heavy-looking fur mantle thing. SEE, PENGUIN LORD? SEE? She should’ve been lordess mayor -.- No such word as Lordess, sweetheart. There is now, or rather, since the day Lucy became lordess of the penguins. Well, now she’s Archduchess. WHAT?! I HAVE BEEN BETRAYEDDDD O……TL
Quite, my dear beloved… dastardly…. young…… piano-playing………………
…………boy Penguin Lord. <– Boy.
YOU KNOW THIS DOESN’T SOUND LIKE A FANFIC ANYMORE. It never was one.
Richard’s turn:i fold i raise. I HUNGRY I ate rabbits for dinner. And penguins.! And YOU– just kidding. <–This sentence is priceless.but for everything else theres a visa card